Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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