love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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