a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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