I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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