I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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