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(803): View more from South Carolina

I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.

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(970): View more from Colorado

At what point did we cease to have vaginas?

(720): View more from Colorado

Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?

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(614): View more from Ohio

she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.

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(941): View more from Florida

It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.

(1-941): View more from Florida

Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good

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(386): View more from Florida

I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities

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(440): View more from Ohio

Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....

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