New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We left the knife in your bed.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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