Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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Oh Jesus.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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