yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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