Michael Bay diarrhea
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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