i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My bed smells like the plague
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