doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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