i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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