She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Of course I have a pirate flag
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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