Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Oh god it's open bar.
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