Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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