you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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