That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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