idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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