Sponge bath it is.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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