Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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