Need sex. Gaining weight.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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