I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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