can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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