NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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