FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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