hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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