When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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