found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
