I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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