Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You left your phone here
Wait...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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