i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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