...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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