Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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