Don't you send me to vm
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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