There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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