I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am mentally ready for anal.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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