Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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