the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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