Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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