what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Randomize
