Me too!
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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