No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
