there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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