who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
