Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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