i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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