Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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