you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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