I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'm having to shit out rocks
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